The name's Amber, I probably need professional help. I love to write and sing and act and dance and draw and stuff, man. I also love a range of TV shows and bands. I'm 15 years old, and weird as fuck. My boyfriend agrees.
Posted: 6 days ago ● 67,411 notesReblog

versacepromises:

midnightvixen19:

joshluke:

coolator:

i want him to die honestly

Everyone should know how disgusting this little fuck is

because he’s against gay rights? well Im against gay rights. but I don’t hate people who are gay, lesbian, etc. in fact, some of my closest friends are gay, I don’t agree with the lifestyle, it goes against my religion, so does that make me a bad person who needs to go die? I honestly don’t care if you love someone who’s the same gender as you, I will agree that you can’t help who you fall for. I will accept you for who you are, but please don’t ask me to agree with that lifestyle.

get some help

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Posted: 6 days ago ● 150,103 notesReblog

shakespeaker:

tessanetting:

annabellioncourt:

SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.

HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.

NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP,

BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN.

BOW DOWN.

GET THEE… TO A PUNNERY.

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Posted: 6 days ago ● 424,983 notesReblog

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

image

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Posted: 6 days ago ● 538 notesReblog

10 foolproof ways to feel better

radcilffe:

  1. sleep
  2. watch your favorite movie
  3. play with animals
  4. drink tea with extra honey
  5. dance around naked
  6. dance around clothed
  7. wear matching bra and underwear
  8. burn your favorite candle
  9. listen to bon iver
  10. read a classic novel
  11. *bonus* remember that you are loved.

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Posted: 6 days ago ● 723,244 notesReblog

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

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Posted: 6 days ago ● 85,161 notesReblog
Anonymous Asked:
What does Nash Grier had done?

sktagg23:

actionables:

What hasn’t he done?

(he only apologized for that Vine when he got serious backlash, and he deleted it right away, just like he did with his video ‘What Guys Look For In Girls’, but he constantly uses slurs)

Where did he move on to? To a trashcan???

(FYI he never apologized for this video, he just removed it because he was being criticized)

You can watch the video here.

Decide for yourself if you like Nash or not after watching it, I don’t care. It’s like girls are not pressured enough to be perfect in today’s society to be as perfect as possible for ‘their man’ as they can be. What’s worse, his followers doubled, then tripled, than quadrupled after this video, even though he deleted it, and so many teen girls went to his defense. He criticized probably most of them and he still has them as his fans. He set up unrealistic standards for them and they don’t love themselves enough to realize what piece of shit he is. It’s tragic. He has a huge influence on his mass following, who are mostly teenage girls, and instead of teaching them to love themselves, he taught them they are not good enough for him. He sent them 60 years in the past, when women were the perfect trophy that lived by certain standards.

Also, he treats his followers badly.

I wish he wasn’t relevant right now and he didn’t have millions of followers that look up to him, but he is and he does. I wish we could just pretend he doesn’t exist, but if we do that, we’re not helping to stop him in any way. He does not deserve to be talked about, but he is, and we have to make sure people at least know that he’s talked about in a negative way and for a reason.

It’s beyond my understanding why this little lemur still has any followers.

He’s the biggest piece of shit EVER.

Posted: 6 days ago ● 13,373 notesReblog

highlyglamorous:

mexi-cant:

Y’all seriously need Jesus.

What just happened

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Posted: 6 days ago ● 37,663 notesReblog

neofriend:

teamneopia:

Oh man, not the baby pictures. So embarrassing.

You are embarassing

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Posted: 1 week ago ● 69,863 notesReblog

1nd2rd3st:

lifting-ink:

My daughter has been doing this for like 5 min straight now. Just trying to grab my tattoos

everyone needs to see this

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Posted: 1 week ago ● 140,800 notesReblog

australiansanta:

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

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urulokid:

tico-taco-ra-ra-ra:

urulokid:

jellybaby74:

urulokid:

zionicbond:

urulokid:

chibitamichan:

urulokid:

Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over

I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute

Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?

I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life

I thought she was Kalesi…

YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI

I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS

well you didnt have to use caps lock…

I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS 

AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE

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Posted: 1 week ago ● 31,505 notesReblog

leonardhchekov:

[x]

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Posted: 1 week ago ● 1,808 notesReblog

stonerlukey:

5sosmichael:

LUKE [STANDS UP] IS [PUMPS FIGHT TRIUMPHANTLY] 18 [FLIPS TABLE] [SETS CAR ON FIRE] [PUNCHES GRANDMA

[SLAMS FISTS ON TABLENO

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Posted: 1 week ago ● 610,144 notesReblog

mountmeclifford:

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

ITS BACK

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