The name's Amber, I probably need professional help. I love to write and sing and act and dance and draw and stuff, man. I also love a range of TV shows and bands. I'm 15 years old, and weird as fuck. My boyfriend agrees.
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don’t you understand?

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officialfrenchtoast:

Source: truthfacts

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64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

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grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

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"What a fucking nerd"

Me talking about someone I love (via guy)

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marauders4evr:

A part of my childhood died when I was old enough to finally figure out what was going on in this scene.

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cuntofdoom:

memoryblocks:

waffleguppies:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.

it got better

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hornyspice:

My yearbook quote.

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bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

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majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

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maadskittlez29:

Do you love the colors of Marvel?

YES. YES I DO.

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idleplayer Asked:
Why are you such a bitch?

Thanks babe. I appreciate that. 👌

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jaidefinichon:

WTF

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The People That Born Between 1994 And 1999 Are Awesome Because…

marlicouriersix:

swing-in-the-sky:

demi-naynay-gomez:

thebeablefish:

maryyulz:

We already lived in two different millenniums

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We already lived in two different ages

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We already lived in 3 different decades

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We already passed through: 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11

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And we passed through: 12/12/12

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We watched the “End of the World”

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And all that before turning 18!

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you made my life sound so exciting

And we spent most of it on the internet

Yep

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lindsaylohansmugshot:

my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face

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