The name's Amber, I probably need professional help. I love to write and sing and act and dance and draw and stuff, man. I also love a range of TV shows and bands. I'm 15 years old, and weird as fuck. My boyfriend agrees.
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randomfatechidna:

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

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my personal fave

P+O+W+E+R + O+F + G+O+D = 110%

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daredeuil:

there’s not enough bruce banner on my dash and i’m fixing that 1/ 

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americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

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talkingtomeaboutauthority:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

flockofflamingos:

Old Spice ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

everyone go home this is the best one.

Also apparently they’ve reached over $50 MILLION IN DONATIONS this is freaking amazing ;___;

WHY IS HE SO PERFECT.
MOTHER OF PEARL.

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browngirlblues:

Women against feminism are basically just arguing that their individual lives are fine and they don’t care about what other women go through

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movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

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donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

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2013 Harry Moments: The “Spitting” Incident

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lukeboulevard:

5 seconds of summer - best july tweets

luke // ashton // michael // calum

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blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

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lukeboulevard:

5 seconds of summer - best july tweets

luke // ashton // michael // calum

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titsnriffs:

This would be my reaction

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mrasayf:

asombroso-oso:

blood-x-tears:

scoutingleijon:

panickyintheuk:

panasonicyouth:

kimcrow:

lord—loldemort:

tophatkurt:

homemadedarkmark:

teppelin:

This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.

WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD 

i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WHY

WHY

WHY

WHY

OHMYGAWD O.O

I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—

OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. 

Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it—

OH MY GOD.

I was gonna reblog it like “I don’t get it someone help” and then

OH

OH

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

HOLY FUCK

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versaceslut:

voicetoosmooth:

jazelq:

HER HAIR IS FINALLY DOWN

She looks… mature.

i didnt even recognize her omfg

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